I am not a fan of football.
I love beer, can sit through a game and follow it, but to call me a “fan” would just be wrong. I’m not a real sports person in general.
At my first Dodger game, my boyfriend wanted to make sure I was taken care of with alcohol and food. It was very sweet, but I responded with, “I’m fine. I love football….I mean, baseball.” At that point in our relationship, he knew he should probably not waste his efforts in trying to create a sports fan out of me.
As most of the waking world knows, this season has been incredible for the JETS. It has been an exciting ride (so I hear) and I am always tuned in during the second half of the 4th quarter. I make sure to be very supportive and constantly reiterate how much I love Rex Ryan.
(Image taken from http://thepigskindoctors.com/2010/12/goddamn-snack-time-with-rex-ryan/)
This morning, while eating breakfast with my lifelong JETS fan boyfriend, I said with a confident smile on my face, “So wow, today is a big day!” Proud of my sports-related remark of support, I took a nice, big bite of my bagel. While I was happily chewing, I looked up to see a very disappointed face.
“A big day?.....This is much more than a big day! This is better than Christmas. The JETS haven’t won this game since 1969!”
So oops. Now I know that I need to work on providing a much more enthusiastic, creative phrase when there is a MASSIVE, COLOSSAL game on.
PLEASE WIN TODAY!
J-E-T-S…..JETS JETS JETS!
(Image taken from: http://www.urbandigs.com/2010/01/jets_jets_jets_jets_lets_go_ba.html)
I do love Fireman Ed too.
3 comments:
You know, Mel, Ryan is a foot fetishist. I thought THAT would be the angle for Style, Fashion and Life! :)
Great point! He's such a treat...future blog post in the making...
Yeah! Today is the great day! :) So cheer up!
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